Subdomainian Website Blues Lyrics
By Stephan Wiedner

I'm surfin’ the Internet,
Lookin’ for a sure bet,
Want to improve my website,
Want to get it just right,
Dude on a discussion board,
Writes well, named Jim
Says he's got the answer,
I don't believe him.
SBI
Give it a try,
Simple Technology,
A Tao philosophy,
Online community,
Step by step easy,
You don't need a Ph. D.
So write about your hobby,
With persistence and diligence,
You're sure to make some money.

Everyone is selling,
Something for everything,
E-zines to HTML,
Websites that sell,
Marketing the longtail,
What works? Can't tell,
Oh man, I don't care,
I want to pull out my hair.
SBI
Your website ally.
Brainstorm it, Search it,
Analyze it, Build it,
5P affiliate,
Go go, don't quit,
Your aucience will love it,
They will visit,
You won't need a calculator,
To know you'll make a profit.

Dot com, dot bomb,
Everybody wants some,
YouTube, MySpace,
Weblogs, RSS,
eBooks, Podcasts,
Online success,
Gotta start somewhere,
Settle for nothing less.
SBI
Perfect for the little guy,
Nori loves beaches,
Rena home jewelery,
Artella words & art,
A perfect place to start,
Follow the Action Guide,
Have fun, enjoy the ride,
Create a voice, your brand,
Maybe win ten grand!

Oma's talking on skyPE,
What's wrong with the mic?
Turn up the volume!
Shut off the vacuum!
Oliver's cryin',
The chicken's frying,
A day of work at my home,
With all the bits I'm lovin'!
SBI
Many reasons why,
Wisdom teaching,
Win-win thinking,
Get help, stay on track,
Don't forget to give back.
Built on reputation,
Relies on recommendation,
No frills, lots of perks,
Whatever! It works!